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Sow My Soul
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Bank Robber Medley
02:20
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Something Sinister
00:11
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European History
04:16
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Ja ja
Between the toes, between the toes
We are the viking spa masters
Between the toes and up the thighs
And down the thighs
We are the Swedish viking massage masters
Welcome to the Swedish viking spa
Where we massage out any problem you ever had
It comes shooting out your eyes
The big bad problem
It comes shooting
It comes shooting out your eyes
It comes shooting
It comes shooting out your eyes
And when the 1930s gangster
Walks into your swedish massage
You don’t have much of a choice
But to give him a massage
Hey
I have a massage for you
And the message read
The message read like this
What the hell
Am i looking at
I literally have no idea what i see
I’m such a frikkin moron
I thought it was the cat
But that’s a hat
That’s a hat to you and me
You and me
You and me
Together as we are
Shoulder to shoulder
Here in World War II
We’ve got to go on
Forward Jean Tenion
That’s the name of my friend right here
The 1930 gangster
By the end of the decade
Will be in World War II
Was a very sad time
For me personally
I lost my love
In the swamps
Of World War II
Belgium
Maybe in Antwerp
They’ll sing a song that goes like this
This is the song
The Austrians sing
When they’re next door
To that previous thing
And so the people
From all of europe
They hold their hands together
For this song
The Swedish massage parlor
Was never the same as was can be
The Swedish massage center
Was the end of you
Sorry
And me
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